4/29/2014- “The Sex Playlist”

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Hey Mikey,

I’m gonna keep it 100 with you I like to have sex–a lot! I also like to do it to music but I just don’t think I have the right songs at the time when I do it. It kinda throws me off. Could you make me a playlist of songs you think are good to screw to? I’d be a bigger fan of your advice than I already am lol.

-Mikey’s #1 Male Fan

***Mikey’s #1 Male Fan, I gotta say I’m flattered and will oblige you while simultaneously laughing. So from my personal experiences these songs are good for all types of sex/lovemaking.  It really depends on the kind of “work” you are putting in. I will say that the songs should go in sequence from foreplay, to “work,” to finish.
1.Stay The Night – Zedd featuring Hayley Williams
2. Wet The Bed- Chris Brown
3. Cookie-R. Kelly
4. I Can Tell – The 504 Boyz featuring Mercedes
5. Motivation – Kelly Rowland
6. Take You Down-Chris Brown
7. Body Party (Remix)- Ciara featuring Ne-Yo
8. Sexy Love-Ne-Yo
9. What’s Your Fantasy?-Ludacris featuring Shawna, Trina, & Foxxy Brown
10. Beat It Up – Lil Boosie
11. Replay- Zendaya
Oh, and be sure you wrap it up! Safe sex is the best sex! ;-)

☆Need advice? Simply leave your question in the comments section of this post. Be sure to pick a code name! Thanks for checking me out! -Mikey♡

4/29/2014- “You Won’t Keep No Man…”

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Hey Mikey!

My husband is tripping real hard. He knew I was a party girl from the jump. Since we’ve been married he’s been trying to get me to stay home more and do laid back stuff. I’m with that every now and then but I like to be out with my girls and doing my own thing. He says I’m making think a few things.  Any idea what some of those things could be?

-Trista

***Trista, I know exactly what he’s thinking and none of it is good.  They include, but don’t exclude the following:
-She wants to have her cake and eat it too. 
-She’s my wife and she doesn’t want to spend time with me.
-Her single friends are going to get her into some trouble that could possibly end us.
- She should act more like a wife and less like some immature girlfriend.
To put it simply darlin’, you can’t keep no man hanging out at the club all the time. Be glad he’s verbalizing how he feels and not acting out.  Imagine how you would feel if this situation was reversed (as it is for so many other women). Compromise is the key! You can have a healthy marriage and social life of you find away to happily incorporate your husband. Going ahead and download that “We mentality” into your noggin now. You’re gonna need it to avoid any appearances in divorce court!

☆Need advice? Simply leave your question in the comments section of this post. Be sure to pick a code name! Thanks for checking me out! -Mikey♡

Star-Crossed- “Give Me A Torch”

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Emery looks on longingly as it seems like everyone but she is in a relationship. Her longing is interrupted when she accidentally bumps into Roman. Their awkwardness turns to hurt when he reminds her she is the reason they are not apart. Julia tries to cheer her up and encourages her to go the Winter Blast dance solo. Eric bluntly asks Julia to the dance and kisses her. Teri confronts Roman about distance with her. He reveals he knows about the Trags smuggling goods into the sector and using the hurricane as a cover up. She warns him not to push her away, insisting he needs all the friends he can get right now. Drake tells Roman he suspects his mother is building a weapon for the Trags. Taylor sees Drake in the hall and then excuses herself to go cry in her car. Sophia brings her an Atrian flower from the sector, and asks her to The Winter Blast. She falsely assumes Taylor is allergic to it until she sees her crying glowing tears. Sophia goes to Emery for help. Roman and Castor plead their cases to the Atrian Council. He reveals how he knows about Castor causing the crash. Nevertheless, they doubt his claims due to his involvement with Emery. They decide Castor will remain their leader, but will be thoroughly investigated. Meanwhile, Grayson tells the New Redhawks to remain patient as Drake gathers intel on the Trags. Vartan crashes his meeting. He threatens to go after Emery for “race traitoring.” Drake follows his mother through the sector, she reveals she is helping the Trags in exchange for their protection and his release from the organization. Elsewhere, Emery confronts Taylor about her relationship with Drake. The former informs the latter when an Atrian woman’s tears glow–she is pregnant–Taylor is pregnant!  Drake tells Roman about his mother’s culpability. As they part ways an Atrian places a bomb in his backpack. Roman barely manages to dispose of it before it detonates!

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4/28/2014- “His Blood, Her Water”

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Hey Mikey,

So I’m not sure where me and my boyfriend of three years stand right now. Yesterday at a family cookout me and his sister got into a verbal altercation. She called me a “Ripped ass bitch,” so I threw my opened bottle of water on her. We got to fighting and in the process my boyfriend pushed me on the ground to defend his sister.  I left hurt physically and emotionally. He completely betrayed me. I have been trying to call him all night, but he won’t answer the phone or come over. Does this mean we are officially done? I don’t want to lose him, but I’m not going to put up with anyone calling me out of my name.

-Shay

***Shay, I see you are #TeamPorsha!  But in all seriousness, this is a volatile situation, and you know what they say: “Blood is thicker than water.” you should have dealt with this situation better, and allowed your boyfriend to check her. In a brawl, especially one involving a family member at a family function , his basic instincts will tell him to defend his kin. Also, from a different point of view he could have simultaneously been defending you from his other relatives too. Fighting someone with all their relatives around can end with you being jumped or worst! You are going to have to give this some time, to see how this all plays itself out. He will talk to you when, and if, he wants to. Leave it at that! However, get yourself some positive points by being the bigger woman and apologizing.

☆Need advice? Simply leave your question in the comments section of this post. Be sure to pick a code name! Thanks for checking me out! -Mikey♡

4/24/2014- “The Eleventh Commandment”

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Mikey,

I did something terrible. Like super terrible, but I had good intentions. My friend’s boyfriend is verbally and physically abusive to her. I also suspected he would cheat on her if given the opportunity.  I set him up and sure enough he did attempt to cheat on her with another one of our friends who doesn’t like him. That aforementioned friend felt guilty and told her what we did. Now she’s stopped all communication with the both of us, and our wonder how she will fare without us. What can I do to correct this? I shouldn’t have gotten involved, and now I’ve lost one of my best friends.

-Currently The Guilt Queen

***Currently The Guilt Queen, you are both wrong and right at the same time. If your friend is being abused, whether it be verbally or physically she does need to get away from him. However, you approach to how to get her away from him was completely wrong. You should have gotten her some professional help via a counselor, domestic violence specialist, or the police if it was too serious! The way you have gone about doing this is nothing short than a soap opera storyline gone bad. Honestly, at this point there’s nothing you can do but hope she comes around and sees your good intentions. To me, the thing that really sucks about this is that you violated “The Eleventh Commandment;”–”Thou shalt not get caught!”

☆Need advice? Simply leave your question in the comments section of this post. Be sure to pick a code name! Thanks for checking me out! -Mikey♡

Pebbles Reid sues Viacom for 40 Million Dollars for “TLC: Crazysexycool Biopic!”

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It’s officially war time! Perri Reid, also known as “Pebbles,” ex-wife of music mogul L. A. Reid, and the former manager of TLC; is suing Viacom for a whopping forty million dollars! The suit is based on the TLC biopic, “TLC: Crazysexycool” which aired last year on VH-1. In it, Reid was the resident villainess of the film, having defrauded the girls of millions of dollars and leaving them bankrupt.

Reid filed the suit in an Atlanta federal court saying the film presented her as, “as a conniving and dishonest business woman who hoodwinked three innocent girls and exploited their talent for her own personal gain.” She goes on further to say they [Viacom] “ignored fundamental canons of journalistic and literary conduct by publishing false and defamatory accusations with actual malice.”

There are no comments yet from the surviving members of TLC. However, we can be sure they are glad they are not the ones in danger of losing any money when it comes to battling Ms. Reid. Well Sister Perri let’s hope God is on your side when it comes to this suit, after all they would not have made the film were it not backed on some hardcore facts.

Colombus Short, “Harrison Wright,” Fired From ABC’s “Scandal!”

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It’s official there will be one less Gladiator when Season 4 of “Scandal” returns this fall. Colombus Short, better known as “Harrison” has been let go after a series of violent incidents with his now estranged wife. Short released the following statement: “At this time I must confirm my exit from a show I’ve called home for 3 years, with what is the most talented ensemble in television today…. Everything must come to an end and unfortunately the time has come for Harrison Wright to exit the canvas.  I wish nothing but the best for Shonda, Kerry and the rest of the cast…”

Well it looks like Olivia Pope had yet another reason to hate her father [Rowan]. Yep Harrison caught the bullet! 

4/23/2014- “He Should Know”

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Hey Mikey,

I have to share this with someone–I got the results of my son’s paternity test and they aren’t what I expected. Honestly, I didn’t know if he was my fiance or my ex boyfriend child until I got them. I hoped he was my fiance’s, but his mannerisms remind me of my ex; and that’s just what the test confirmed. I know I said tell my fiance, but I would like to hear what could happen if he never knows. I mean he loves him already like a son, I don’t want to change that. My son is six, and this is the only father he has ever known. I’m not one of the people who believe that biology dictates parenthood, especially since my stepfather was far better to me than my own father. I’m really conflicted about all this Mikey, please help…

-K452

***K452, this is a very touchy subject. No man wants to unknowingly raise another man’s child. You would like for me to tell you it is OK for your fiance not to know, but I cannot do this. Sure, if he doesn’t know then you probably get to keep your relationship intact and your son keeps the father he knows. However, you are failing to see the larger picture. This spinning blue ball we call a planet is becoming ever smaller. What if your son unwittingly falls in love with one of his paternal family members, a half sister, or there’s an injury and he requires an organ or blood transfusion and neither you or your fiance are a match? For these pertinent reasons you must reveal your son’s origins! Being a good mother means putting your child’s needs before your own. You must do this now, and then leave it up to the greater powers of God, destiny, love, and fate. Sorry sweetie, he should know…

☆Need advice? Simply leave your question in the comments section of this post. Be sure to pick a code name! Thanks for checking me out! -Mikey♡

4/23/2014- “Ms. Marvel in Her Bedroom”

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Hey Mikey,

I’m looking to spice up my sex life a little with my fiancé!  He really likes superheroes; and since I hear you’re the man when it comes to superhero trivia I’d like to get your advice on who I should dress up as. I don’t wanna do Wonder Woman or Catwoman, I feel they’re overdone. I await your response!

-Turning Him On

***Turning Him On, I must admit your offer to turn him on with a superhero costume also peaks my interest! Naturally, I was going to suggest Wonder Woman or Catwoman, due to their fame and sex appeal. So, let’s get you ahead of the curve with Ms. Marvel! For fanboys and girls, she is a well-known superhero in the Marvel Comics universe, but relatively unknown to the population at large. There’s no doubt she will be featured in a future Avengers movie. Check out the picture I have pasted with this post. As you can see both outfits will accentuate your curves and show off your thighs. It’s like a healthy cross between Catwoman and Wonder Woman costumes– covered up just enough to still be sexy and mysterious, but revealing enough to get his blood flowing! Also, lets not forget masks are hot! Honestly, I would say try to get both costumes and stretch that special night to a week of fun!

☆Need advice? Simply leave your question in the comments section of this post. Be sure to pick a code name! Thanks for checking me out! -Mikey♡

Lupita Nyong’o is “People Magazine’s” “Most Beautiful!”

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Nyong’o is officially the most beautiful woman in the world, according to People Magazine! This has been quite a year for the African starlet and Oscar winner.  Relatively unknown to global audiences until she appeared in “Twelve Years A Slave,” Lupita is redefining standards of beauty and success for women of color around the world.

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Lupita’s success is nothing short of amazing. Hailing from Mexico and raised in Kenya. “It was exciting and just a major, major compliment,” Nyong’o said of gracing the cover. “I was happy for all the girls who would see me on [it] and feel a little more seen .” Well, congratulations Lupita,  I just know this is the beginning of more amazing accomplishments to come!