4/29/2014- “The Sex Playlist”

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Hey Mikey,

I’m gonna keep it 100 with you I like to have sex–a lot! I also like to do it to music but I just don’t think I have the right songs at the time when I do it. It kinda throws me off. Could you make me a playlist of songs you think are good to screw to? I’d be a bigger fan of your advice than I already am lol.

-Mikey’s #1 Male Fan

***Mikey’s #1 Male Fan, I gotta say I’m flattered and will oblige you while simultaneously laughing. So from my personal experiences these songs are good for all types of sex/lovemaking.  It really depends on the kind of “work” you are putting in. I will say that the songs should go in sequence from foreplay, to “work,” to finish.
1.Stay The Night – Zedd featuring Hayley Williams
2. Wet The Bed- Chris Brown
3. Cookie-R. Kelly
4. I Can Tell – The 504 Boyz featuring Mercedes
5. Motivation – Kelly Rowland
6. Take You Down-Chris Brown
7. Body Party (Remix)- Ciara featuring Ne-Yo
8. Sexy Love-Ne-Yo
9. What’s Your Fantasy?-Ludacris featuring Shawna, Trina, & Foxxy Brown
10. Beat It Up – Lil Boosie
11. Replay- Zendaya
Oh, and be sure you wrap it up! Safe sex is the best sex! ;-)

☆Need advice? Simply leave your question in the comments section of this post. Be sure to pick a code name! Thanks for checking me out! -Mikey♡

4/29/2014- “You Won’t Keep No Man…”

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Hey Mikey!

My husband is tripping real hard. He knew I was a party girl from the jump. Since we’ve been married he’s been trying to get me to stay home more and do laid back stuff. I’m with that every now and then but I like to be out with my girls and doing my own thing. He says I’m making think a few things.  Any idea what some of those things could be?

-Trista

***Trista, I know exactly what he’s thinking and none of it is good.  They include, but don’t exclude the following:
-She wants to have her cake and eat it too. 
-She’s my wife and she doesn’t want to spend time with me.
-Her single friends are going to get her into some trouble that could possibly end us.
- She should act more like a wife and less like some immature girlfriend.
To put it simply darlin’, you can’t keep no man hanging out at the club all the time. Be glad he’s verbalizing how he feels and not acting out.  Imagine how you would feel if this situation was reversed (as it is for so many other women). Compromise is the key! You can have a healthy marriage and social life of you find away to happily incorporate your husband. Going ahead and download that “We mentality” into your noggin now. You’re gonna need it to avoid any appearances in divorce court!

☆Need advice? Simply leave your question in the comments section of this post. Be sure to pick a code name! Thanks for checking me out! -Mikey♡

Star-Crossed- “Give Me A Torch”

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Emery looks on longingly as it seems like everyone but she is in a relationship. Her longing is interrupted when she accidentally bumps into Roman. Their awkwardness turns to hurt when he reminds her she is the reason they are not apart. Julia tries to cheer her up and encourages her to go the Winter Blast dance solo. Eric bluntly asks Julia to the dance and kisses her. Teri confronts Roman about distance with her. He reveals he knows about the Trags smuggling goods into the sector and using the hurricane as a cover up. She warns him not to push her away, insisting he needs all the friends he can get right now. Drake tells Roman he suspects his mother is building a weapon for the Trags. Taylor sees Drake in the hall and then excuses herself to go cry in her car. Sophia brings her an Atrian flower from the sector, and asks her to The Winter Blast. She falsely assumes Taylor is allergic to it until she sees her crying glowing tears. Sophia goes to Emery for help. Roman and Castor plead their cases to the Atrian Council. He reveals how he knows about Castor causing the crash. Nevertheless, they doubt his claims due to his involvement with Emery. They decide Castor will remain their leader, but will be thoroughly investigated. Meanwhile, Grayson tells the New Redhawks to remain patient as Drake gathers intel on the Trags. Vartan crashes his meeting. He threatens to go after Emery for “race traitoring.” Drake follows his mother through the sector, she reveals she is helping the Trags in exchange for their protection and his release from the organization. Elsewhere, Emery confronts Taylor about her relationship with Drake. The former informs the latter when an Atrian woman’s tears glow–she is pregnant–Taylor is pregnant!  Drake tells Roman about his mother’s culpability. As they part ways an Atrian places a bomb in his backpack. Roman barely manages to dispose of it before it detonates!

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4/28/2014- “His Blood, Her Water”

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Hey Mikey,

So I’m not sure where me and my boyfriend of three years stand right now. Yesterday at a family cookout me and his sister got into a verbal altercation. She called me a “Ripped ass bitch,” so I threw my opened bottle of water on her. We got to fighting and in the process my boyfriend pushed me on the ground to defend his sister.  I left hurt physically and emotionally. He completely betrayed me. I have been trying to call him all night, but he won’t answer the phone or come over. Does this mean we are officially done? I don’t want to lose him, but I’m not going to put up with anyone calling me out of my name.

-Shay

***Shay, I see you are #TeamPorsha!  But in all seriousness, this is a volatile situation, and you know what they say: “Blood is thicker than water.” you should have dealt with this situation better, and allowed your boyfriend to check her. In a brawl, especially one involving a family member at a family function , his basic instincts will tell him to defend his kin. Also, from a different point of view he could have simultaneously been defending you from his other relatives too. Fighting someone with all their relatives around can end with you being jumped or worst! You are going to have to give this some time, to see how this all plays itself out. He will talk to you when, and if, he wants to. Leave it at that! However, get yourself some positive points by being the bigger woman and apologizing.

☆Need advice? Simply leave your question in the comments section of this post. Be sure to pick a code name! Thanks for checking me out! -Mikey♡

4/24/2014- “The Eleventh Commandment”

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Mikey,

I did something terrible. Like super terrible, but I had good intentions. My friend’s boyfriend is verbally and physically abusive to her. I also suspected he would cheat on her if given the opportunity.  I set him up and sure enough he did attempt to cheat on her with another one of our friends who doesn’t like him. That aforementioned friend felt guilty and told her what we did. Now she’s stopped all communication with the both of us, and our wonder how she will fare without us. What can I do to correct this? I shouldn’t have gotten involved, and now I’ve lost one of my best friends.

-Currently The Guilt Queen

***Currently The Guilt Queen, you are both wrong and right at the same time. If your friend is being abused, whether it be verbally or physically she does need to get away from him. However, you approach to how to get her away from him was completely wrong. You should have gotten her some professional help via a counselor, domestic violence specialist, or the police if it was too serious! The way you have gone about doing this is nothing short than a soap opera storyline gone bad. Honestly, at this point there’s nothing you can do but hope she comes around and sees your good intentions. To me, the thing that really sucks about this is that you violated “The Eleventh Commandment;”–“Thou shalt not get caught!”

☆Need advice? Simply leave your question in the comments section of this post. Be sure to pick a code name! Thanks for checking me out! -Mikey♡

Pebbles Reid sues Viacom for 40 Million Dollars for “TLC: Crazysexycool Biopic!”

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It’s officially war time! Perri Reid, also known as “Pebbles,” ex-wife of music mogul L. A. Reid, and the former manager of TLC; is suing Viacom for a whopping forty million dollars! The suit is based on the TLC biopic, “TLC: Crazysexycool” which aired last year on VH-1. In it, Reid was the resident villainess of the film, having defrauded the girls of millions of dollars and leaving them bankrupt.

Reid filed the suit in an Atlanta federal court saying the film presented her as, “as a conniving and dishonest business woman who hoodwinked three innocent girls and exploited their talent for her own personal gain.” She goes on further to say they [Viacom] “ignored fundamental canons of journalistic and literary conduct by publishing false and defamatory accusations with actual malice.”

There are no comments yet from the surviving members of TLC. However, we can be sure they are glad they are not the ones in danger of losing any money when it comes to battling Ms. Reid. Well Sister Perri let’s hope God is on your side when it comes to this suit, after all they would not have made the film were it not backed on some hardcore facts.

Colombus Short, “Harrison Wright,” Fired From ABC’s “Scandal!”

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It’s official there will be one less Gladiator when Season 4 of “Scandal” returns this fall. Colombus Short, better known as “Harrison” has been let go after a series of violent incidents with his now estranged wife. Short released the following statement: “At this time I must confirm my exit from a show I’ve called home for 3 years, with what is the most talented ensemble in television today…. Everything must come to an end and unfortunately the time has come for Harrison Wright to exit the canvas.  I wish nothing but the best for Shonda, Kerry and the rest of the cast…”

Well it looks like Olivia Pope had yet another reason to hate her father [Rowan]. Yep Harrison caught the bullet!